{"id":250,"date":"2007-03-20T02:00:00","date_gmt":"2007-03-20T02:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.iheartdavids.com\/blog\/2007\/03\/20\/funny-computer-error-messages\/"},"modified":"2007-11-25T18:14:16","modified_gmt":"2007-11-25T22:14:16","slug":"funny-computer-error-messages","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.iheartdavids.com\/blog\/2007\/03\/20\/funny-computer-error-messages\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny Computer Error Messages"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My SysAdmin at work likes to play pranks on me because he knows I won&#8217;t totally flip my lid. I logged into my computer the other day to see this message:<br \/><em>Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent and reboot. Order shall return.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block;cursor:hand;text-align:center;margin:0 auto 10px;\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/bp0.blogger.com\/_e3TqDsuX4e8\/Rf9NBIF3L5I\/AAAAAAAAAgU\/zv6ClsTmyLo\/s400\/compuError.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/>Later, I learned that he had a list of messages he was going to have pop-up, but he ran out of steam when his child got the flu. This is the list: <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner. <\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li>Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User. <\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li>File not found. Should I fake it? (Y\/N) <\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li>Error: An unspecified error has occurred. Please correct the error to continue. <\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li>Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue. <\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li>FATAL SYSTEM ERROR: Press F13 to continue&#8230; <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My SysAdmin at work likes to play pranks on me because he knows I won&#8217;t totally flip my lid. I logged into my computer the other day to see this message:Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent and reboot. Order shall return. Later, I learned that he had a list of messages he was going to have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-250","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-technology"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iheartdavids.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/250","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iheartdavids.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iheartdavids.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iheartdavids.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iheartdavids.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=250"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.iheartdavids.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/250\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iheartdavids.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=250"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iheartdavids.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=250"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iheartdavids.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=250"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}