{"id":2523,"date":"2009-04-29T15:21:47","date_gmt":"2009-04-29T19:21:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.iheartdavids.com\/blog\/?p=2523"},"modified":"2009-04-29T15:21:47","modified_gmt":"2009-04-29T19:21:47","slug":"summer-part1-oxmia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.iheartdavids.com\/blog\/2009\/04\/29\/summer-part1-oxmia\/","title":{"rendered":"Summer. part1. oxmia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A completely random spam email I got this morning at work. I kinda like it. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll take the position<br \/>\nassume the missionary part<br \/>\nyou work by committee<br \/>\nyou had me pegged from the start.<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll be pounce pony<br \/>\nphony maroney<br \/>\npony before the cart.<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll be pounce pony.<br \/>\nthis ceremony<br \/>\nonly fills my heart.  <\/p>\n<p>who cast the final stone?<br \/>\nwho threw the crushing blow?<br \/>\nsomeone has to take the fall<br \/>\nwhy not me?  <\/p>\n<p>a punch toy volunteer<br \/>\na weakling on its knee.<br \/>\nis all you want to hear<br \/>\nand all you want to see.<br \/>\nromantically, you&#8217;d martyr me<br \/>\nand miss this story&#8217;s point<br \/>\nit is my strength, my destiny<br \/>\nthis is the role that I have chosen.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A completely random spam email I got this morning at work. I kinda like it. I&#8217;ll take the position assume the missionary part you work by committee you had me pegged from the start. I&#8217;ll be pounce pony phony maroney pony before the cart. I&#8217;ll be pounce pony. this ceremony only fills my heart. who [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2523","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iheartdavids.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2523","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iheartdavids.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iheartdavids.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iheartdavids.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iheartdavids.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2523"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.iheartdavids.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2523\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2526,"href":"https:\/\/www.iheartdavids.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2523\/revisions\/2526"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iheartdavids.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2523"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iheartdavids.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2523"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iheartdavids.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2523"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}