{"id":376,"date":"2007-06-13T01:06:00","date_gmt":"2007-06-13T01:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.iheartdavids.com\/blog\/2007\/06\/13\/the-son-of-god\/"},"modified":"2008-01-22T08:28:57","modified_gmt":"2008-01-22T12:28:57","slug":"the-son-of-god","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.iheartdavids.com\/blog\/2007\/06\/13\/the-son-of-god\/","title":{"rendered":"The Son of God"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bp0.blogger.com\/_e3TqDsuX4e8\/Rm9GI99g6oI\/AAAAAAAABLI\/DgBEZ15BBTY\/s1600-h\/240px-Secondcoming02.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block;cursor:hand;text-align:center;margin:0 auto 10px;\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/bp0.blogger.com\/_e3TqDsuX4e8\/Rm9GI99g6oI\/AAAAAAAABLI\/DgBEZ15BBTY\/s400\/240px-Secondcoming02.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>&#8220;You stupid, stupid people. I&#8217;ve seen what you&#8217;ve done. It&#8217;s finally happened.&#8221; He raises his arms to the sky and screams. &#8220;Heaven is empty, and Hell is bursting at the seams!&#8221;<\/p>\n<div>Does that sound like Doctor Who or what? I mean, he points to things with his hands in his pockets &#8211; how Doctor Who can you get? <\/div>\n<div>But, it&#8217;s not. It&#8217;s Steven Baxter from <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Second_Coming_(TV)\">The Second Coming<\/a>. <\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Here is his big-big speech, with a little editorial spirit, copied off <a href=\"http:\/\/www.televisionwithoutpity.com\/portal\/site\/TelevisionWithoutPity\/menuitem.766266d5c663f366b180b41045001d30\/?vgnextoid=d86450e49e2a2110VgnVCM1000006dc1d240RCRD&amp;vgnextfmt=default&amp;ShowName=Doctor+Who&amp;currentPage=13\">this site<\/a> (many thanks to Jacob!):<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div>&#8220;You are becoming Gods. There&#8217;s a new master of creation, and it&#8217;s you. You&#8217;ve unraveled DNA, you&#8217;re five years away from building your own people&#8230;and at the same time, you&#8217;re cultivating bacteria strong enough to kill every living thing. D&#8217;you think you&#8217;re ready for that much power? You lot? Heh. You lot? You cheeky bastards.&#8221; <\/div>\n<div>The TV goes off, and a blond hooligan kid laughs with Pete about Steve swearing on BBC at 2 in the afternoon. They switch it to ITV, which I guess is less afraid of Steven Baxter than the BBC is. That&#8217;s hilarious! <\/div>\n<div>He continues: &#8220;You&#8217;re running around science like kids with guns. Creating a new world while the world you got is&#8230;&#8221; He says something gutteral I can&#8217;t get at, and begs them to put a hand up: &#8220;Hands up anyone who thinks you&#8217;ve got it right!&#8221; One hand goes up, and he laughs (&#8220;There&#8217;s always one&#8221;), and points to the guy. &#8220;I can see you,&#8221; he says, and reaches out. The way he says it is heartbreaking. <\/div>\n<div>&#8220;If you want the position of God, then accept the responsibility.&#8221; Close-up on the sad face of Steve. &#8220;And I&#8217;m like you; I&#8217;ve been you. Knowing it&#8217;s all gone wrong, and doing nothing about it, keeping me head down, giving a quid to charity, signing a petition. Talking about it down at the pub. Laughing about it and doing nothing.&#8221; Pan across the disciples, at the pub. Knowing he&#8217;s right. We know he&#8217;s right. I get all in a twist about the liberal polemics, but you know he&#8217;s right. <\/div>\n<div>&#8220;Even now. Right now I wanna do nothing. I wanna go home, shut the door, and pretend this isn&#8217;t happening. But I can&#8217;t. I can&#8217;t, because I was born the Son of God. And the Son of God came once before, and gave you a Testament. And you ignored it.&#8221; Actually, we jimmied around with it for 2000 years like a Frankenfood, but I know what you mean. Steve smiles out at them. <\/div>\n<div>&#8220;This time there&#8217;ll be a Third Testament. A new foundation for the way you live your lives. And the Third Testament will be written by you. You&#8217;ve got five days. In five days, the Third Testament will be delivered to me, and we start again. Every country, every religion&#8230; starts again.&#8221; Chris Eccleston is a fucking awesome actor. I can&#8217;t imagine a speech more offensive, and you buy it. (But then, your definition of &#8220;offensive&#8221; gets to be a little bendy as we go on, doesn&#8217;t it?)<br \/>Steve turns away, winded, and downloads the epilogue: &#8220;And don&#8217;t argue.&#8221; Dave stares up at the screen, in the pub. &#8220;All you Christians out there, don&#8217;t go &#8217;round saying you were right&#8230;&#8221; &#8212; Fiona stares &#8212; &#8221; &#8230;And everybody else was wrong. Forget all that, all those divisions&#8230;&#8221; Judith and Peter staring up. &#8220;All that history, all that bollocks. Forget it, it&#8217;s gone. Forgotten. It&#8217;s starting again from scratch right now, because you&#8217;ve got to. I&#8217;ve seen it.&#8221; That&#8217;s all God ever offered &#8212; the opportunity to drop the fight. Zoom in on the TV. &#8220;You stupid, stupid people. I&#8217;ve seen what you&#8217;ve done. It&#8217;s finally happened.&#8221; He raises his arms to the sky and screams. &#8220;Heaven is empty, and Hell is bursting at the seams!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a good flick. I&#8217;d recommend it. <\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;You stupid, stupid people. I&#8217;ve seen what you&#8217;ve done. It&#8217;s finally happened.&#8221; He raises his arms to the sky and screams. &#8220;Heaven is empty, and Hell is bursting at the seams!&#8221; Does that sound like Doctor Who or what? 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