{"id":530,"date":"2007-08-22T08:51:51","date_gmt":"2007-08-22T12:51:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.iheartdavids.com\/blog\/2007\/08\/22\/gah\/"},"modified":"2007-11-25T17:52:59","modified_gmt":"2007-11-25T21:52:59","slug":"gah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.iheartdavids.com\/blog\/2007\/08\/22\/gah\/","title":{"rendered":"Gah"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I know that &#8216;rents read my blog, so I&#8217;m sorry but I&#8217;ve just got to say it.<\/p>\n<p>Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.iheartdavids.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/08\/gah.JPG\" alt=\"Broken\" \/><\/p>\n<p>My trusty, sexy spaceship-navigator glasses broke this morning. The temple just snapped like it was made of spun sugar. They&#8217;re about 4 years old, so they&#8217;ve certainly seen their share of wear and tear. But there was no indication they were unhappy or had a fault line ready to rip open. Just &#8220;pink&#8221; and that was it. Honestly, there wasn&#8217;t even any noise.<\/p>\n<p>And what lovely timing.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know that &#8216;rents read my blog, so I&#8217;m sorry but I&#8217;ve just got to say it. Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. My trusty, sexy spaceship-navigator glasses broke this morning. The temple just snapped like it was made of spun sugar. They&#8217;re about 4 years old, so they&#8217;ve certainly seen their share of wear [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[88],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-530","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iheartdavids.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/530","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iheartdavids.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iheartdavids.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iheartdavids.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iheartdavids.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=530"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.iheartdavids.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/530\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iheartdavids.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=530"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iheartdavids.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=530"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iheartdavids.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=530"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}