{"id":713,"date":"2007-11-04T10:27:40","date_gmt":"2007-11-04T14:27:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.iheartdavids.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/04\/gifts-and-dangle\/"},"modified":"2007-11-04T10:27:40","modified_gmt":"2007-11-04T14:27:40","slug":"gifts-and-dangle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.iheartdavids.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/04\/gifts-and-dangle\/","title":{"rendered":"Gifts and Dangle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We saw a guy dressed in a shiny plastic <a href=\"http:\/\/imagecache2.allposters.com\/images\/pic\/AQUA\/24-445~Reno-911-Lt-Dangle-Posters.jpg\">Lt. Dangle<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/shop.comedycentral.com\/viewproduct.htm?productId=5524191\">costume<\/a> on our way home from breakfast on Saturday. His pants kept falling down. <\/p>\n<p><a href='http:\/\/www.iheartdavids.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/11\/dingledangle.JPG' title='DingleDangle'><img src='http:\/\/www.iheartdavids.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/11\/dingledangle.JPG' alt='DingleDangle' \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Then I gave the ladies some gifties and they loved them!<\/p>\n<p>Amy got some candy cuffs &#8211; you have to eat your way out. \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\n<a href='http:\/\/www.iheartdavids.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/11\/candy-cuffs.JPG' title='candy-cuffs.JPG'><img src='http:\/\/www.iheartdavids.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/11\/candy-cuffs.JPG' alt='candy-cuffs.JPG' \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ali got a t-shirt with a very subtle message: &#8220;Nobody knows I&#8217;m a Esbian.&#8221; Heh, the shirt&#8217;s just folded up. She really seemed to like it, though, so hooray!<br \/>\n<a href='http:\/\/www.iheartdavids.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/11\/esbian.JPG' title='Esbian'><img src='http:\/\/www.iheartdavids.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/11\/esbian.JPG' alt='Esbian' \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We saw a guy dressed in a shiny plastic Lt. Dangle costume on our way home from breakfast on Saturday. His pants kept falling down. Then I gave the ladies some gifties and they loved them! Amy got some candy cuffs &#8211; you have to eat your way out. \ud83d\ude42 Ali got a t-shirt with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[149,110,27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-713","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ali","category-amy","category-friends"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iheartdavids.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/713","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iheartdavids.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iheartdavids.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iheartdavids.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iheartdavids.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=713"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.iheartdavids.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/713\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iheartdavids.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=713"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iheartdavids.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=713"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iheartdavids.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=713"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}