Funny Computer Error Messages

My SysAdmin at work likes to play pranks on me because he knows I won’t totally flip my lid. I logged into my computer the other day to see this message:
Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent and reboot. Order shall return.

Later, I learned that he had a list of messages he was going to have pop-up, but he ran out of steam when his child got the flu. This is the list:

  • Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
  • Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
  • File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
  • Error: An unspecified error has occurred. Please correct the error to continue.
  • Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
  • FATAL SYSTEM ERROR: Press F13 to continue…
  1. <![CDATA[wellsworms]]>’s avatar

    that looks a lot like a flea seperator. nice looking cat. I think i’ll copy your design.
    ps it’l have to be twice as big, I have two cats. lol

  2. Michael’s avatar

    Pure creative genius at work!